From the President:
It has been my privilege and pleasure to serve as your horny headmaster since 2005.
During that time, the College of Beverly Hills has continued to evolve and mature as a comprehensive institution of higher learning dedicated to serving the needs of rich spoiled brats everywhere. I am heartened to see so many people -- faculty, staff, students, parents, alumni, benefactors and friends -- join together in common cause to help us provide the best possible education in hedonistic pursuits of life-wasting endeavors.
As complex as CBH is in many respects, its purpose remains simple. We strive each day to carry out our mission statement, which says, in part, that we seek to educate students to be "morally corrupt dimwits who act callously and work skillfully to advance the pursuit of sex, drugs, and indulgent shopping."
We have enjoyed success as we have carried out that mission. As we continue toward an even brighter future, I look to all of our constituents and members of the larger community for guidance and support, and I look forward to meeting and getting to know our newest class of nubile and horny young coeds.
Dick Tayder
President
A special cheerleading squad handpicked by the college president acts as goodwill ambassadors in nightclubs throughout the area. Shown here from the Class of 2015: Ashley, Brittany, and Amber
The College of Beverly Hills President's Memorial library includes over 25 books and several magazines including Cosmopolitan, Esquire, GQ, Vogue, and Variety
