The College of Beverly Hills offers tens of classes for all aspects of spoiled bratness. Just a few of our students' favorite classes include:
DUH101 – SKIP THIS CLASS
This course will focus on how to avoid any responsibility for doing anything “meaningful” with your life. Starting with the basics of whining for sympathy, students will progress to important topics on how to get out of parking tickets, how to pay off the legal system to avoid jail time, and where to go to avoid being held accountable for your actions.
SHOP225 – JUSTIFIABLE SHOPPING
Anyone can go to a mall and wander aimlessly looking at merchandise and buying a few things. We will go beyond this to teach you how to respond when someone (like your mother) challenges whether you really need a 300th pair of new shoes or why buying animal fur products is really good for the environment. Participants will actively engage in excursions to Rodeo Drive and will be required to buy at least 5 things that they have no use for each week. Note: participants must have at least $20,000 available balance on their credit cards.
We will also delve into the rationale for the existence of stores such as Wal-Mart and KMart. Students will be expected to practice whipping out credit cards from their purse or wallet in 5 seconds or less.
SEX199 – FOOD AND SEX
Living the party lifestyle is more than just getting high or drunk and passing out. In this introduction to sex parties, we discuss the history of orgies going back to ancient Greece and Rome, how to host a sex party, what types of food you should serve a lover in bed, and how to vomit graciously. We will plan an actual sex party attended by the college president, visit a secret sex club, and learn about where to hire sexual entertainers.
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“meaningful” with your life. Starting with the basics of whining for sympathy, students will progress to important topics on how to get out of parking tickets, how to pay off the legal system to avoid jail time, and where to go to avoid being held accountable for your actions.
how to respond when someone (like your mother) challenges whether you really need a 300th pair of new shoes or why buying
animal fur products is really good for the environment. Participants will actively engage in excursions to Rodeo Drive and will be required to buy at least 5 things that they have no use for each week. Note: participants must have at least $20,000 available balance on their credit cards.
We will also delve into the rationale for the existence of stores such as Wal-Mart and KMart. Students will be expected to practice whipping out credit cards from their purse or wallet in 5 seconds or less.
introduction to sex parties, we discuss the history of orgies going back to ancient Greece and Rome, how to host a sex party, what types of food you should serve a lover in bed, and how to vomit graciously. We will plan an actual sex party attended by the college president, visit a secret sex club, and learn about where to hire sexual entertainers.